Anonymous asked:

Why do you hate perks of being chinese...

sniffing answered:

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.

perks-of-being-chinese:

sniffing:

7th-basketball-kicker:

Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now

bless ur poor soul

LUCAS

Am I the only one who doesn’t really appreciate when the go-to jokes and commentary about Crohn’s Disease is all poop-related?

Like seriously, I’m all for joking about being sick. Seriously, I do it all the time and so does my family. But come on, can we not think of anything besides toilets? There’s so much more to this disease, and I hate when people assume that the only thing to Crohn’s is diarrhea because that’s ALL some people joke about. Even books about it that I’ve seen always have some kind of bathroom pun in the title. 

It’s embarrassing. And old.

For the love of spoonies everywhere, and for the sake of good writing, PLEASE think of some new jokes.

kddgetshealthy:

Yes yes a million times YES!

I’m the opposite.
I’m an extremely hard stick. (They even have to call over the IV team from the NICU to get an IV on me sometimes.)
When someone gets an IV, I always tell them to TAPE THAT MOTHER FUCKER DOWN.
I don’t care if my arm/hand/shoulder/boob looks like a damn mummy. I DON’T CARE. USE TEN ROLLS OF TAPE SO IT STAYS STILL. PLEASE.

kddgetshealthy:

Yes yes a million times YES!

I’m the opposite.

I’m an extremely hard stick. (They even have to call over the IV team from the NICU to get an IV on me sometimes.)

When someone gets an IV, I always tell them to TAPE THAT MOTHER FUCKER DOWN.

I don’t care if my arm/hand/shoulder/boob looks like a damn mummy. I DON’T CARE. USE TEN ROLLS OF TAPE SO IT STAYS STILL. PLEASE.

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amberrosesshavedhead:

221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

Beautiful

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