She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.
Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now
bless ur poor soul
Am I the only one who doesn’t really appreciate when the go-to jokes and commentary about Crohn’s Disease is all poop-related?
Like seriously, I’m all for joking about being sick. Seriously, I do it all the time and so does my family. But come on, can we not think of anything besides toilets? There’s so much more to this disease, and I hate when people assume that the only thing to Crohn’s is diarrhea because that’s ALL some people joke about. Even books about it that I’ve seen always have some kind of bathroom pun in the title.
It’s embarrassing. And old.
For the love of spoonies everywhere, and for the sake of good writing, PLEASE think of some new jokes.